Our civilization is doomed…
Nosferatu Pumpkin:
I always wanted to carve a cool pumpkin. Now I have and here is the proof.
For the record: it was a pain in the ass.
Urinal Art:
A talented Kiss fan left this at the urinal in Buffalo Wings & Rings. I assume they were urinating while drawing this.
Sometimes things come to my attention which cause me to question my understanding of, and my membership in, the human race. Sometimes those things are profound, with life-changing social and…
Luxury condoms:
Use what John D. Rockefeller, Andrew Carnegie, and Thurston Howell III trust on their jimmies. NaturalLamb Luxury Condoms.
Fuck in luxury.
Forget nukes, world peace, or the future of mankind… this is what the Cold War was all about. Watch Gorky Park or Firefox, then watch this video.
Post-Iron Curtain Russia is way more awesome than the Soviet Union ever was…
Sexy afternoon music videos: Serebro “Mama Lover”
Three super sexy Russian chicks flashing their panties and whatnots in a small car… music video gold. All this video needs is some scissoring to show off the roominess of that Volvo and it would also be marketing gold.
Submitted by Delsyd
Career path
Just left a conversation where I compared my career to a cicada who’s a year or 2 off on the 17 year cycle of the rest of the cicada clan.
They climb slowly out of the earth, bursting forth from their shell, and begin to perform a passionate mating song… only to be confronted with silence.
As the realization that there are no others slowly dawns, the passionate song becomes a lament of the fact the they will not, in fact, be getting laid. Shortly after that, attracted by all the ruckus, a robin swoops in, snatches up the cicada, and feeds it to her young.
Yep. That’s about it.
