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Astronomy.
Lookout, you upitty, hipster, iPhone owners. The rabble from the Android side of the street will now be invading your private little club and adding a dose of reality. We don’t think we’re artists, nor do we pretend to be. We are jackasses with fancy phones, some low-end, some better than yours. And we are coming in great numbers.
And we just want to post a lot of pictures with cool filters that make things look like vintage pornography.
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Citizen Dazzle
Neil Gaiman: As requested by too many people: making the last post rebloggable -
birdartpoetry asked: Mister Gaiman, you’re kickass. I was just wondering, what do you think is the best way to seduce a writer? I figured your answer would be pretty spectacular.
In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people,…
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Spray-on viagra?:
Wait… no. “Fast Action Wood Scratch Remover” It’s for jock itch.
Nosferatu Pumpkin:
I always wanted to carve a cool pumpkin. Now I have and here is the proof.
For the record: it was a pain in the ass.